Two from ScrappleFace
ScrappleFace (by Scott Ott) is a comedy, fake news site. Here are excerpts from a couple of recent posts that tickled our fancy.
Annan: Suicide Bombers Deserve Prison:
Annan: Suicide Bombers Deserve Prison:
"(2005-03-20) -- In his first major move against world terrorism, United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan is prepared to propose that suicide bombers face lengthy jail terms, along with other sweeping reforms designed to restore the organization's tarnished image.Right-to-Starve Added to Feminism's Victories
'If you blow yourself up and kill innocent civilians, my plan calls for 10-to-20 years in a medium-security prison,' said Mr. Annan. 'This sends a message that civilized nations have limited patience, and virtually no tolerance, for terrorism.'"
(2005-03-19) -- The National Organization for Women (NOW) today held a jubilant news conference to celebrate the latest advance in women's rights -- the right to have your estranged husband choose to end your life.Plenty more where those came from.
"First, it was women's suffrage -- the right to vote -- then abortion, the right to privacy," said an unnamed NOW spokesman. "Finally, a man has led the way in freeing us from the antiquated bigotry that has kept our former husbands from choosing a slow, painful death for us."
The NOW source said the court-ordered removal of Terri Schiavo's feeding tube, based on the testimony of Michael Schiavo alone has "opened a world of opportunities for women to freely die at the hands of the men they love."
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